At the lunch interval during a local cricket match, all the players rushed to the bar, where local publican had thoughtfully provided a case of light ale. Unfortunately, the ale was off and halfway through the second innings, everyone was so ill that they abandoned the match. It was a case of bad light stopping play.
Bill and Doug are out playing golf.
They get to the 16th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing.
Bill says, “Hey Doug, check out these two idiots fishin’ in the rain!”