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Croc Bait

There are rumours about a guy up in far north Queensland who regularly swims a crocodile infested river every day to earn a living from tourists.

He wears a T-shirt with a Collingwood logo and the words "Magpies for Premiers in 2002" on it.

When asked how he avoids being taken by a croc he replies "Not even a croc would swallow that!!"

 

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