AFL (Aussie Rules) Jokes
A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Essendon fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Essendon fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Essendon fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Essendon fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a St Kilda fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you a St Kilda fan?" "Because my Mum is a St Kilda fan,and my Dad is a St Kilda fan, so I'm a St Kilda fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a St Kilda fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be an Essendon fan."