Basketball Jokes

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Basketball One-Liners

Q. How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?

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Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

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Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls

Q. Why is Basketball such a messy sport?

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Because you dribble on the floor!

See also: [ Rob's Home of Basketball ]