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Indian Cricket Team
I have nothing agianst the Indian cricket team, and at the moment they are not playing too bad. I found these jokes on page posted by an Indian supporter!
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform the best?
When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How do you increase the chances of the Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager(over Phone) : "Hello"
Sehwag's Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager: "Sorry, he is just gone out to bat"
Sehwag's Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mommy?
LG - No, my mommy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!!
SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain (Mummy mummy !! Look! Daddy is hitting six after six )
SEHWAG's WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga ( Come on, son….that must be an advertisement)