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Football (Soccer) Jokes
[ more Soccer humor ]
Soccer One liners
Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn't move?
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Q. Why is it so hot after a soccer game?
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Because all the fans have gone home.
Q. What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
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Q. What do you get if you cross a footballer and a mythical puppet?
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Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
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See also: [ Rob's Home of Soccer / Football ]