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Funny things to do at a Bowling Alley

  • Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

  • When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy.

  • Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined due to Platetechtonics then loose him in lingo. Demand Compensation.

  • Bring Zippo fluid, light the pins on fire.

  • Wear Golf Shoes.

  • Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices.

  • Dress up like an amish man. Give speaches to others against the high technology used in bowling.

  • Play bocci with extra lane balls

  • Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start screaming about Platetechtonics again

  • Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building beating your own head and speaking in tounges, then sit down as if nothing happened.

  • Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.....fish.

  • Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out) then loudly complain about how your hook is off.

  • Hide behind the pins. Stick your head up, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.

  • Use a Curling Weight instead, bring a full team of sweepers.

  • Throw refuse down the ball return, tell the owner the trash compactor is busted.

  • Make your prescence known by arranging pentagrams out of candles on every lane except yours.

  • Root for the other team- Bring Banners.

  • Make fun of your team- Bring Lettuce.

  • Tell the rival team captain that you just met his "little girl" walk away mumbling "how bad things happen"

  • Bring a foghorn, use at crucial moments

  • Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream STEEEEEEEEERIKE

  • Bring a small gold idol, demand the other team pray to it.

  • Rent all the lanes, don't bowl

  • Rent all the shoes, eat them

  • Blatenly Underscore yourself, then accuse the other team of cheating

  • When an opponent is on his backswing, race up and take his ball, run home.

  • If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutterballs, blame platetechtonics

  • Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your team, trip everyone

  • Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.

  • SuperGlue Police Whistles to the hand-dryers...leave town

  • Walk around asking people why they are here, do this the whole night

  • Ask to use the house mic. Say you want to make an anoucement, expond on the sins of bowling

  • Name your ball something like "KILLER", Openly boast to everyone how great you are, bowl terribly. Do this all night

  • Sit in your lane and heckle others with a BullHorn.

  • Bring a dartgun...Be inventive.

  • Wrestle with your ball. (WWF Style) Ask someone to ref.

  • Run around sprinkling "MAGIC FAIRY DUST" on everyone's balls. Tar works nice.

  • Sponsor a Really Big Open Bowl Night, Dont even have a Entrance fee. Advertise it using Every Mass Media known to man, make the 3rd Prize: $10,000 and a Porshce 2nd Prize: $5,000 and a trip to Europe 1st Prize: A coffee mug Then sit back a watch the fights..... leave or Cancel the whole thing.

  • Hand out Pamphlets on Patetechtonics.

 

 

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