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Terrorist Alert

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating, hiding, and playing volleyball in various Tournaments across Ontario.

The Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 terrorists have been caught and detained for questioning. The OPP Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Spikin, Bin Diggin, and Bin Servin have been arrested on immigration issues.

The OPP advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Drinkin, in the Province of Ontario. Police fear that anyone who looks and acts like he's Bin Drinkin will blend in well within the Ontario Volleyball community.

Be advised, undercover investigators from the OPP may attempt to trick you into implicating yourself as a Cell Member by asking seemingly simple questions like "So, you Bin Drinkin ?". Always answer "No, of course not !"

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