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The Devil Plays Volleyball

Teams were playing a match in a very competitive volleyball tournament one afternoon. Suddenly, Satan appeared in front of them right at the net. The players and fans started screaming and running for the gym exits, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the gym except for one confident looking guy named Keith who sat calmly on the gym floor without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to Keith and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

Keith replied, "Yep, I sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, not at all." said Keith.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned Keith, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said Keith again.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

Keith looked Satan directly in the eye and calmly replied, "Because your bride has been playing power on my coed volleyball team all season and I feel like I've already been through Hell."

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