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Volleyball One liners

Q. What can you serve but never eat?

A. (Roll overfor answer): A volleyball!

Q. Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

A. For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Q. Why do volleyball players like to go swimming?

A. They enjoy diving in the deep and floating in the shallow.

Q. How come volleyball players always get a draw in a game of tic tac toe?

A. Every time one of them sets an X down the other one just says O.

Q. Why did the volleyball players go to the library for practice?

A. The coach told them they’ll be doing some reading today.

Q. Why did the volleyball player cross the road?

A. There are players on the other side.

Q. Why did the volleyball player cross the road?

A. there's a teammate that is bartending at the pub, who can serve drinks that are spiked.

Q. What’s the fastest way to get the setter mad?

A. Every time you make a pass let the setter know the ball is, “Up!” and tell the setter, “Yours!”

Q. Why does it take six players to carry the volleyball to a tournament?

A. Not one player can carry the volleyball and a whole team.

Q. How did the server know that the bad serve wasn’t with the hand?

A. The server knew that it was the foot fault.

Q. Why are volleyball players so blameless?

A. They always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.

Q. Why do benched players look so wise?

A. They don’t look like the fools on the floor entertaining the crowds.

Q: What do you do when you play a volleyball team of Satanists?

A: You beat the Hell out of them.

Q: What do you do when you play the National Volleyball Team?

A: You wear football helmets.

Q: How many middle-hitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, but first the setter has to put it perfectly into their hand.

Q: How many volleyball referees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, They’re always in the dark.

Q: What is the worst advice a coach could give at a nude volleyball tournament?

A: “Play hard.”

Q: What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player?

A: They both like to hammer spikes.

Q. Why is it hard to keep hitters productive indoors?

A. They always work on an angle to play outside.

Q: Why does a serve receive pattern never work against a sniper?

A: They all be running for cover.

Q: How do you know if a coach doesn't know what they're doing?

A:The real coach is yelling from the stands.

Q. Why did all the volleyball players stand in a line from shortest to tallest?

A. Coach asked the team to go from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.

Q: What do blockers and waiters/waitresses have in common?

A: If they do a good job, there's gonna be a big fat tip coming.

Q: What are you doing with those shoe strings, ropes?

A: Planning to tie the score

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