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Volleyball Jokes

Your neck is getting stiff from looking up at the players on either side of you.
Half your doubles team is missing.
You vaguely remember a conversation with your setter at last night’s party where you used the phrases “totally stupid”, "no talent", "stone hands", and “who needs you”.
The only real setter in the gym has long ears, wags his tail and barks.
The referee believes any ball contacted above the waist is a carry.
The setter and one of the hitters arrive holding hands, and constantly refer to each other as "honey".
Your new setter tells you she prefers to "bump set" rather than "overhand volley".
The five new members of your team are trying to convince you that each time you rotate, whomever is in the front middle, should do the setting.
Your only setter is having trouble getting in the gym because of his crutches.
The competitor’s first serve knocks down all three of your back court players.