Funny Sporting Quotes - Football
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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
"Half this game is ninety percent mental"
"It is beyond my apprehension."
"The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?"
"Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site."
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
"I'm in favor of it."
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."