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Funny Sporting Quotes - Tennis

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Chris Lloyd came out of the dressing room like a pistol
- Virginia Wade

Strangely enough, Kathy Jordan is getting to the net first, which she always does
- Fred Perry

Ann's got to take her nerve by the horns
- Virgina Wade

Lloyd did what he achieved with that shot
- Jack Bannister

Diane - keeping her head beautifully on her shoulders
- Ann Jones

That shot he's got to obliterate from his mind a little bit
- Mark Cox

And here's Zivojinovic, six foot six inches tall and fourteen pounds ten ounces
- Dan Maskell

Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer
- Mike Ingham

If she gets the jitters now, then she isn't the great champion that she is
- Max Robertson

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands
- Fred Perry

Martina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives
- Viginia Wade

Chip Hooper is such a big man that it is sometimes difficult to see where he is on the court
- Mark Cox

Those two volleys, really could be the story of this match summed up at the end of it
- Barry Davies

He's got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair
- Peter Jones

The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin
- Dan Maskell

These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier
- Max Robertson

...and when Chrissie is playing well I always feel that she is playing well
- Anne Jones

It's quite clear that Virginia Wade is thriving on the pressure now that the pressure on her to do well is off
- Harry Carpenter

When Martina is tense it helps her relax
- Dan Maskell

We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining
- Harry Carpenter

Lendl has remained throughout as calm as the proverbial iceberg
- Dan Maskell

Billie Jean King, with the look on her face that says she can't beieve it... because she never believes it, and yet, somehow, I think she does
- Maz Robertson

You can almost hear the silence as they battle it out
- Dan Maskell

This is the third week the fish seem to be getting away from British tennis players
- Gerald Williams

Strawberries, cream and champers flowed like hot cakes
- Radio 2

She comes from a tennis playing family. Her father's a dentist
- BBC 2

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