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"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
- Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event

"I only work out because i really, really like donuts."
—unknown

 "life has its ups and downs. We call them squats."
—unknown

"my favorite machine at the gym is the television."
—unknown

"sweat is your fat crying."
—unknown

"fitness: if it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body."
— Cher


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