AFL (Aussie Rules) One Liner Jokes
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Why did the coach give his players cigarette lighters?
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Because they had lost all their matches.
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What's the difference between a firefighter and the Brisbane Lions?
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A firefighter can climb a ladder.
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What's the only ship not to have docked at Fremantle?
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The premiership!
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Why can't you swim at St Kilda Beach?
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Because they only have one flag!
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the footy team?
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Because she ran away from the ball!
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Why was Cinderella such a lousy footy player?
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Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
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